"um yeah you’ve told us that before"
I almost got a darth vader shirt today but I didn’t and now I hate myself what a dumb day
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
in honor of July apparently being “Heterosexual Awareness Month” today is now June 32nd. Yesterday was June 31st and next week it will be June 39th July no longer exists, sorry i dont make the rules
Its okay to be white, I personally wouldn’t do it. But it is okay